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What exactly is the average height of a short, fat, buddha guy?

Keynes

2008-12-04 01:17:47 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short, fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Hondo

2008-12-04 01:25:51 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Allen Barker

2008-12-04 01:40:24 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Average over all Buddha fields and worlds, or just
the Saha world?

These guys tend to skew the average:

Then the Lord Kamaladalavimalanakshatrarâgasankusumitâbhigña, the
Tathâgata, &c., said to the Bodhisattva Mahâsattva Gadgadasvara: On coming
to the Saha-world, young man of good family, thou must not conceive a low
opinion of it. That world, young man of good family, has ups and downs,
consists of earth, is replete with mountains of Kâla, filled with gutters.
The Lord Sâkyamuni, the Tathâgata, &c., is short of stature, and so are the
Bodhisattvas Mahâsattvas, whereas thou, young man of good family, hast got
a body forty-two hundred thousand yoganas high, and myself have got a body
sixty-eight hundred thousand yoganas high. And, young man of good family,
thou art lovely, handsome, of pleasant appearance, endowed with a full
bloom of extremely fine colour, and abundantly blest with hundred thousands
of holy signs. Therefore then, young man of good family, when you have come
to the Saha-world, do not conceive a low opinion of the Tathâgata, nor of
the Bodhisattvas, nor of that Buddha-field.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/lotus/lot23.htm

Ned Ludd

2008-12-04 01:46:09 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.

Ned

trinlay

2008-12-05 04:02:24 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey the
group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Ned Ludd

2008-12-05 05:02:34 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.

Ned

Don Shepherd

2008-12-05 05:37:27 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.

Don

Invisible Lurker

2008-12-05 06:32:02 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don

I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")

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2008-12-05 06:59:37 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don

I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")

the letters lb for pound come from a latin word
for an ancient roman unit of weight, librae, which
was equivalent to 327.45 grams

Don Shepherd

2008-12-05 08:19:58 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don

I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")

the letters lb for pound come from a latin word
for an ancient roman unit of weight, librae, which
was equivalent to 327.45 grams

And they stored them in the same place that they stored books...

Don

2008-12-05 15:11:43 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don

I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")

the letters lb for pound come from a latin word
for an ancient roman unit of weight, librae, which
was equivalent to 327.45 grams

Oh, hell, that's even worse! Now I'm up to 263...

DT

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2008-12-05 16:52:58 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don

I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")

the letters lb for pound come from a latin word
for an ancient roman unit of weight, librae, which
was equivalent to 327.45 grams

Oh, hell, that's even worse! Now I'm up to 263...
DT

klaatu birada nikto

2008-12-05 15:10:56 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.

DT

Ned Ludd

2008-12-05 16:48:15 UTC

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

---

That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don

---

I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")
Invisible Lurker

---

Post by Ned Ludd
Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

Oh my goodness you're right. I was going to argue, but
I looked it up and we've done ages, weights, geographical
locations, and orgasms.

But not heights. This gives us two dimensions. We could
do a regression: (Requires fixed-font.)

THE HEIGHT-WEIGHT CHART

74 |
73 |
72 |
H 71 | S
70 | N D
E 69 |
68 |
I 67 |
66 | d
G 65 |
64 |
H 63 |
62 | T
T 61 |
60 |
59 |
--+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+--
100 130 160 190 220 250 280 310 340 370
W E I G H T

T - Trinlay
N - Ned
D - Don
S - Sandy
d - Dale

Man oh man. Talk about no correlation!

Ned

Wally

2008-12-05 18:26:49 UTC

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

---
That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don
---
I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")
Invisible Lurker
---

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

Oh my goodness you're right. I was going to argue, but
I looked it up and we've done ages, weights, geographical
locations, and orgasms.
But not heights. This gives us two dimensions. We could
do a regression: (Requires fixed-font.)
THE HEIGHT-WEIGHT CHART
74 |
73 |
72 |
H 71 | S
70 | N D
E 69 |
68 |
I 67 |
66 | d
G 65 |
64 |
H 63 |
62 | T
T 61 |
60 |
59 |
--+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+--
100 130 160 190 220 250 280 310 340 370
W E I G H T
T - Trinlay
N - Ned
D - Don
S - Sandy
d - Dale
Man oh man. Talk about no correlation!
Ned

I am 5'10" and 240.

Wally

2008-12-05 18:27:29 UTC

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

---
That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don
---
I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")
Invisible Lurker
---

Post by Ned Ludd
Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

Oh my goodness you're right. I was going to argue, but
I looked it up and we've done ages, weights, geographical
locations, and orgasms.
But not heights. This gives us two dimensions. We could
do a regression: (Requires fixed-font.)
THE HEIGHT-WEIGHT CHART
74 |
73 |
72 |
H 71 | S
70 | N D
E 69 |
68 |
I 67 |
66 | d
G 65 |
64 |
H 63 |
62 | T
T 61 |
60 |
59 |
--+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+--
100 130 160 190 220 250 280 310 340 370
W E I G H T
T - Trinlay
N - Ned
D - Don
S - Sandy
d - Dale
Man oh man. Talk about no correlation!
Ned

So....when it comes to shortfatguyism, I'm the only one who's *really*
qualified?

DT

Don Harvey Ignacia del Encanto

2008-12-06 02:01:30 UTC

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

---
That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don
---
I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")
Invisible Lurker
---

Post by Ned Ludd
Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

Oh my goodness you're right. I was going to argue, but
I looked it up and we've done ages, weights, geographical
locations, and orgasms.
But not heights. This gives us two dimensions. We could
do a regression: (Requires fixed-font.)
THE HEIGHT-WEIGHT CHART
74 |
73 |
72 |
H 71 | S
70 | N D
E 69 |
68 |
I 67 |
66 | d
G 65 |
64 |
H 63 |
62 | T
T 61 |
60 |
59 |
--+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+--
100 130 160 190 220 250 280 310 340 370
W E I G H T
T - Trinlay
N - Ned
D - Don
S - Sandy
d - Dale
Man oh man. Talk about no correlation!

Talk about fiction! I've met some of you folks. ;-)

Put me down for 5 foot 9 and 175 pounds. Thanksgiving just
happened, after all.

Ron Fuller

2008-12-06 08:52:08 UTC

Post by Don Harvey Ignacia del Encanto

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

---
That makes you half the man I am; 5'10" and 340 lb.
Don
---
I am 5'11 and 240 lbs. (Why is pounds "lbs?")
Invisible Lurker
---

Post by Ned Ludd
Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

Oh my goodness you're right. I was going to argue, but
I looked it up and we've done ages, weights, geographical
locations, and orgasms.
But not heights. This gives us two dimensions. We could
do a regression: (Requires fixed-font.)
THE HEIGHT-WEIGHT CHART
74 |
73 |
72 |
H 71 | S
70 | N D
E 69 |
68 |
I 67 |
66 | d
G 65 |
64 |
H 63 |
62 | T
T 61 |
60 |
59 |
--+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+--
100 130 160 190 220 250 280 310 340 370
W E I G H T
T - Trinlay
N - Ned
D - Don
S - Sandy
d - Dale
Man oh man. Talk about no correlation!

Talk about fiction! I've met some of you folks. ;-)
Put me down for 5 foot 9 and 175 pounds. Thanksgiving just
happened, after all.

5'7 (i'm shrinking) 210# (but not in this aspect)

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2008-12-05 16:54:14 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

Keynes

2008-12-05 17:03:14 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

That explains a lot.
You're a railroad track across Kansas.

(I know I am but what are you?)

^@%>---*=#

2008-12-05 17:19:38 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

That explains a lot.
You're a railroad track across Kansas.
(I know I am but what are you?)

when pee wee herman rides the
rails, we all ride the rails

Invisible Lurker

2008-12-05 18:55:43 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

You must be made of asphalt.

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2008-12-05 18:58:06 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

You must be made of asphalt.

It's nobod asphalt but his own...

DT

Don Harvey Ignacia del Encanto

2008-12-06 02:04:37 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

You must be made of asphalt.

It's nobod asphalt but his own...

Oh, well done, sir! Well done!

2008-12-08 14:56:23 UTC

Post by Don Harvey Ignacia del Encanto

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

You must be made of asphalt.

It's nobod asphalt but his own...

Oh, well done, sir! Well done!

Well, Sandy paved the way...

DT

Invisible Lurker

2008-12-08 18:55:04 UTC

Post by Don Harvey Ignacia del Encanto

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

You must be made of asphalt.

It's nobod asphalt but his own...

Oh, well done, sir! Well done!

Well, Sandy paved the way...

I guess that makes him The Colossus of Roads

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2008-12-05 18:59:55 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

Well it's short, like about 5 feet. Unless you are
in a country where the men average 5 feet. Then it's
like 4 or 4 1/2 feet.
Ned

I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey
the group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

Oh crap. This is fraught with peril. 5'10" and 170# ish.
Ned

Now, I *know* we've done this before! 5'6", 190.
DT

i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

You must be made of asphalt.

i never blame the ass

Lee Rudolph

2008-12-05 19:56:04 UTC

Post by ^@%>---*=#
i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

Barlennan! How's it hangin'?

Lee Rudolph (never realized before that "^@%>---*=#" is a self-portrait)

^@%>---*=#

2008-12-05 20:21:02 UTC

Post by Lee Rudolph

Post by ^@%>---*=#
i'm six inches tall and i weigh
300,000 pounds

Barlennan! How's it hangin'?

cement is my quicksand

Nobody in Particular

2008-12-06 22:48:45 UTC

Post by trinlay
I would have thought this was a fine opportunity to survey the
group...
me 5'2" and 140# ish.

5'6" and 163.1

Keynes

2008-12-04 02:05:16 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short,
fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Well, if he was lying down he might be short
only on one end, so what is the average height
of a standing, short, fat, buddha guy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotai

"The primary story that concerns Budai in Zen (Chán) is a short koan. In it,
Budai is said to travel giving candy to poor children, only asking a penny from
Zen monks or lay practitioners he meets. One day a monk walks up to him and
asks, "What is the meaning of Zen?" Budai drops his bag. "How does one realize
Zen?" he continued. Budai then took up his bag and continued on his way."
* * *
"Budai in folklore is admired for his happiness, plenitude, and wisdom of
contentment. One belief, popular in folklore but not part of Buddhist doctrine,
maintains that rubbing his belly brings wealth, good luck, and prosperity."

2008-12-04 15:36:41 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short, fat, buddha guy?

Standing up, or laying down?

Hey, if you're short enough and fat enough, it don't matter much....

DT

^@%>---*=#

2008-12-04 01:59:14 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short, fat, buddha guy?

the short fat designation
doesn't refer to height

Lee Rudolph

2008-12-04 12:29:35 UTC

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short, fat, buddha guy?

the short fat designation
doesn't refer to height

Is it financial advice, then?

Seven lean years, coming right up.

Lee Rudolph

2008-12-04 16:03:57 UTC

Post by Lee Rudolph

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short, fat, buddha guy?

the short fat designation
doesn't refer to height

Is it financial advice, then?
Seven lean years, coming right up.
Lee Rudolph

That's seven left-leaning years. Actually, I'm hoping for eight.

DT

^@%>---*=#

2008-12-04 16:42:32 UTC

Post by Lee Rudolph

Post by Hondo
What exactly is the average height of a short, fat, buddha guy?

the short fat designation
doesn't refer to height

Is it financial advice, then?
Seven lean years, coming right up.
Lee Rudolph

buddha will have to sell his
rice futures for pork bellies

Jesus Christ

2008-12-04 17:41:28 UTC